"I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory."
"Poor misunderstood baby!"
i wish my skin was made of opal
this post now has over 100 notes which officially means that since you swore your formal oath by reblogging it you are all officially enlisted in my opalescent demon army and we start fighting right now at this very second
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
haha im totally going to take a picture of this ugly funny looking person without their permission and post it on the web. its going to get so many notes! i love my life.
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
petting animals gives me experience points if i pet them enough i can level up and become more powerful
white cis dudes who are afraid of feminism
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU TAG SLURS WITH #SLURS OR #SLURS CW
I DON’T NEED TO SEE THE WORD F*G ON MY DASH
I DON’T NEED TO SEE ANY OF THOSE WORDS
I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT THE ONE USING THEM
TAG THE FUCKING POST
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something
why is it so hard to get how awful you are when you refuse to apologize?
YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MANSLAUGHTER
If you accidentally step on some one’s toes, you apologize. It’s just common sense - you obviously didn’t stomp on their toes on purpose, but you HURT THEM regardless. The same courtesy should be there when you accidentally hurt some one emotionally, too. You didn’t mean to, but that doesn’t change what happened. Apologize sincerely, make an effort to never do it again, and do NOT continue to sit there repeating “but I didn’t mean to” over and over again. They know that, but their toes still fucking hurt.
i hate cishet dudes who ad to posts about girls not caring about what guys think aobut them and doing what they feel comfortable doing, and the thing they ad are along the lines of thinking whatever a girl does is attractive and it PISSES ME OFF TO NO ENd YOURE MISSING THE ENTIRE POINT. CAN YOU READ. ARE YOU CAPABLE OF THINKINg